Do you work for someone? Have you taken a loan from the company?

If your answer is yes, watch out, you’re what I call,

The Corporate Slave.

A corporate slave is the employee who has been foisted with loans that must be repaid months after month for several years.

Loans is debt. Debt is dangerous to wealth, to advancement and to freedom. You can never have financial freedom or any kind of freedom with debt hanging around your neck.

It’s like the days of slavery when slave masters hung huge chains around their slaves necks to prevent them from running away. It’s no different today. Employees hang debt on their employees and keep them shackled forever.

I was talking to a friend recently about my plans to invest in a new company, and he proudly began to tell me how his company had asked them to take loans and buy company shares. He said it was sold to them at below stock market price, and that he took a loan of =N=2,000,000 to buy some.

I was pissed. This guy already owes about =N=1,500,000 million in loans from the same company. Now he’s added even more to it.

I asked him “What made you decide to take this extra loans.” He said “Oh the company shares will go up in the future!”

“Really, I asked. “Who told you that? Who did the analysis for you? Who says there won’t be a recession in that future where you have put your hopes? Who says your company will survive the next ten years?”

My friend’s decision was all based on hope in a future he has no control over. A future pregnant with uncertainties.

As he listened to my pointed arguement, I could see his confidence waning. Suddenly he saw that all he did was to have put an extra burden on himself, a burden that could well turn out to be one he’d carry for the rest of his life.

I have another friend who used to work at Intercontinental Bank Plc. She took a loan of =N=1,000,000 to buy their company shares during the stock market ‘boom’ of 2006 – early 2008 for a employee reduced price of =N=30 each. By 2009, the stock market crash happened and the bank’s shares tumbled from a market price =N=35 to less than =N=2. Over 98% of it’s worth wiped out. The bank’s management was taken over by the CBN, and the new management sacked thousands of their workers, my friend included.

Today that bank officially no longer exists as they have been bought over by another bank. The remaining investments? effectively wiped out

Zero.

To add to the pain, after my friend was sacked, she was mandated to repay the loan she owed the bank or she would be paid nothing as benefits!

She also had a prior loan of =N= 1,400,000 million. So after the sack, she wasn’t paid any pensions, or gratuity or compensation. In fact she recieved a letter asking her to pay an outstanding =N=800,000!

Don’t laugh, it’s not funny. This might well happen to you.

Why would an employee grant you loans, if not because he wants to bind you so firmly to a job that you have no options than to work under any condition?

Employers use loans to keep employees in servitutude and perpetual ‘slavery’. You can’t get out if you want to. Manage to pay-off that loan and they ask you and make it compulsory to take some more to buy company shares.

If you stay, you have to eat shit and like it. You’ll have to do whatever is required of you because you’re bound.

If you leave, you must forfeit all benefits and compensation because you owe debt, meaning you’re left hanging dry and at zero.

Many employees dread this second option, so they stay shackled for years and years while struggling without end.

Dreams die because there’s hardly anything left over to pursue it with.

Enjoyment is postponed because there’s yet another bill to be paid.

Life passes away because you’re not in control.

Sigh. It’s a hard way to live.

So as we continued our discussion, my friend said something. He said I was lucky because I had no job. I said I had a job but it’s one I enjoy. I run my company with several virtual workers. I pointed out that the difference between us was my job leads me to freedom daily while his binds him to shackles daily.

You have no business taking a loan you shouldn’t. Trying to look rich when you can’t afford it is a big delusion.

While people think you’re rich, you suffer in silence. Relatives flock to you asking for handouts and of course you can’t afford to give it to them, so they label you wicked.

Taking loans to serve a lifestyle is what my friend M.J DeMarco calls ‘living on the sidewalk.’ You take the loans then hope and pray nothing bad happens. To hope that no calamity will happen because you believe in God and go to church is being fool-hardy. Guess what? Saints also die. God won’t cut you any slack when you make foolish decisions and choices on your life. That’s why there a place called hell, literally speaking.

So what should you do?

First off, stop taking ANY loans at all, no matter how tempting.

Second, if you already have started taking loans, begin repayments immediately. Start increasing the repayment amounts, so you can pay them off faster, no matter how unpleasant it is in the interim.

Third, start a side business that’ll give you options at earning a second side income. On this blog as on others we recommend, you can find interviews of several entrepreneurs how have started with amazing ideas. Copy the same ideas and get started. Read the newspapers, look at adverts in them. See which ideas you can copy and get started as soon as you can.

God be with you.

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Back in when I was still in University, my room mate John was trying to write an essay and submit it for a writing competition. Something to do with The Role of Financial Issuing Houses In The Stock Market.” The year was 2003 and we were in Third Year class.

Stumped for ideas he tells me, “I haven’t even filled one page yet. What do I do?!” he wails.

I tell him “Bruv, look on the Internet and see what similar articles have been written on this topic.”

He says, “but that’s copying. I don’t want to copy. I refuse.”

So I tell him my favorite quote from Picasso, “Good artists copy. Great artists steal.”

And he goes, “that would mean HE stole.” And I tell him that’s right but he still refuses to listen. He says, “I don’t want to copy. I want to do something completely original.” But that’s impossible, I say.

I can’t remember now what followed next. I think poor John never followed my advice because he didn’t win that essay competition.

Just about every idea worked on now is a result of the following recursive formula:

MBNI(X) = NI(1) + NI(2 )+ NI(3)… + MI

Where “MBNI (My Brand New Idea)” = “New Idea” and NI1, NI2, NI3, etc. equals various new ideas as of yesterday. And “MI” which could be a tiny component of the whole equation, is “My Improvement”. Which, again, might be minimal, or zero, at best.

This gives birth to MBNI (My Brand New idea)

Examples:

- Telescope. Galileo stole the telescope. He took the original invention by Hans Lippershey, made it a bit longer and more powerful and gets full credit 400 years later for the invention.

- Telephone. Who invented the telephone? Well, Alexander Graham Bell of course? But only after he looked at the failed patent Antonio Meucci filed in 1874 (Story has it Meucci was too poor to send in the $10 patent charge. So… patent denied. Enter Bell). May Go never let you lack a flimsy =N=1,600 that’ll prevent your success. ;-)

- Relativity. Einstein stole part of the theory of relativity from Poincare. Poincare published countless papers on relativity that Einstein had studied before his own first book on relativity.

Einstein cited hundreds of sources but didn’t mention Poincare once. Do the research but there are several instances of direct plagiarism in his initial book on relativity.

- Online Search. Google. The guys stole Yahoo.com’s model and simply did it better than them.

- Star Wars. Whether you call it inspiration or plagiarism, George Lucas took ideas from everything from Taoism to Asimov’s Foundation series, to Joseph Campbell, Greek Mythology, King Arthur, etc.

- Lady Gaga. She’s a combination of Madonna, Elton John, Queen, Britney Spears. Briliant combination of elements.

- Tantalizers blatantly copied Mr. Biggs business model. The others after it stole from those two.

- ShopRite. Reminds me of Walmart. Hmmmmph. STEAL!

- Deal Dey simply stole their from Groupon . It’s not just them alone. Many more also did.

Almost all current successful internet businesses are the result of lifting (and improving) the ideas from past businesses.

Even Groupon is a direct descendant of the failed Paul Allen (Microsoft Co-Founder) company, Mercata

- Facebook. Did you ever hear about a website called MySpace? What about Hi5? Remember Geocities? Or, heaven forbid, Tripod? Now go and take a look at Facebook again.

- Comedy. In standup comedy, stealing (or improving on) routines has been common. Various artistes complain that their lines are stolen by their peers. I know many how have told me so personally. No I will not mention names. hell 99% of the popular ones stole Ali Baba’s lines. I haven’t heard or read the guy complain ;-) .

- Silverbird Cinemas. In the 1970′s and 1980′s we had a thriving cinema culture. Sure they were replete with Indian movies but isn’t there a chance this fact gave the Murray-Bruce brothers an idea bringing back the cinema would work?

Even this website, KoboStart.com I ‘stole’ the idea by copying this one: www.Mixergy.com

Unfortunately, stealing is not a shortcut to success. ‘Stealing’ is THE ONLY PATH to success.

I myself have stolen ALL my business ideas by looking at what other people are doing. Then UNDERSTANDING how and most importantly WHY they’re doing it the way they are. Then going ahead and doing my version.

Believe me, you’ll have to search a 1000 years to find a UNIQUE business idea. It doesn’t exist simple.

How do you ‘steal’? Try this.

- Pick a field you are passionate about: whether it’s blogging, romance novel writing, comedy, internet entrepreneurship, art, cooking, cancer research, etc.

- Read everything you can about the field. Here’s what you have to read minimally:

• At least the history of that field from 1800 on. Try to read at least 10 different sources on the history

• All of the latest blogs in the field. Try to have 100 different sources here.

• All the basic techniques the current leading experts in the field use. Read all of their biographies or autobiographies.

- Pick your five favorite sources in the field.

For instance, if I wanted to write a novel: I’d pick my five favorite novelists. If I wanted to start a business in “local Internet” I’d pick my five favorite local Internet companies. If I wanted to blog, I’d pick my five favorite bloggers. If I wanted to be a management consultant, I’d steal directly from Peter Drucker, Jim Collins, etc.

- Get one element that you like from each source. What element do you think stands out that makes them a success.

- Add your own improvement. Or not. You can even start out with a direct copy and throw in your twist at the end.

- Ignore all the haters who will definitely say you copied the idea. The more people hate you, the more money you will make. Trust me on that.

Now, thinking of my friend John, I’m hoping he has sobered up and learnt how to be just as good a ‘thief’ as me. Come to think of it, how on earth did he write his final-year project? :-)

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